There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.
42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
A closed mouth gathers no foot.
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
A day without sunshine is like, night.
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
All generalizations are false, including this one.
All men are idiots, and I married their King.
 

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
Always try to be modest and be proud of it!
Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of.
Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.
Assassins do it from behind.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
Auntie Em, Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. Dorothy.
Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.
Borrow money from a pessimist, they don't expect it back.
C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit.
 

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Chocolate: the OTHER major food group.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
Criminal Lawyer is a redundancy.
Daddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up this floppy disk?
Death is hereditary.
Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains?
Did anyone see my lost carrier?
Diplomacy is the art of saying good doggie while looking for a bigger stick.
Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me alone.
Don't be irreplaceable; if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
Don't drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your drink.
Don't p***me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
 

Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.
Double your drive space. Delete Windows!
Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
Energizer Bunny arrested and charged with battery.
Error, no keyboard. Press F1 to continue.
Ever notice how fast Windows runs? Neither did I.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
 

Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted.
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.
For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal.
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
Friends may come and go, but enemies tend to accumulate.
Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your mouth is moving.
Genius does what it must, talent does what it can, and you had best do what you're told.
Get a new car for your spouse; it'll be a great trade!
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
Good judgment comes from bad experience and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
 

Honk if you love peace and quiet.
Honk if you want to see my finger.
How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
How does Teflon stick to the pan?
How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand.
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
 

I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
I need someone really bad. Are you really bad?
I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
I used to have a handle on life, and then it broke.
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
I won't rise to the occasion, but I'll slide over to it.

I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!
I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.

If you haven't much education you must use your brain.
If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again; it was probably worth it.
If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything

Here Lies:

JMLWorld ‘Dhiiglacag’

(1984 - 2007)

A dreamer and a good friend.

Cause for all good things,

the end comes too soon.

May his soul find eternal peace.

To him dying young.

_________________

I wanna move, I wanna move...
I see a place, high above...
A place, to settle and to love...

I wanna rid off the loneliness;
I know, business is business;
So, let me restore my happiness;

In dreams I watch,
Miz, calling into a yatch,
Wanting me to have a catch.

In real life, she disappears,
She's away for years,
She's out there on Planet mars.

So, I'll jump outta stairs...
I'll all the Earth pairs...
...I'll move to Planet Mars.

I wanna move, I wanna move...
I see a place, high above...
A place, to settle and to love...

*********
Dhiiglacag

Its really anoying to see that there was at least one untidy rad around here... I'm sure I had a post here, but alas! Can't find it, may be there was a system revolution, just ne IRobot! Hah? No matter, I'll rethink more time, twice is better and at the third, I'll do wot? Just will fall back in to the deep seat? Nah, the Hitman never did so! OK.

MySomali was good secure place, I'll stand to change my password to a random encrypted one, is that the final solution? may be yes, haha, who knows. Yeah... But what about if there is someone with the super admin status? Surely he will kick this weblog's a-ss... May be he will remove it, absolutely!

 In the next session, I'll see!

He guys, I was here to ask you if you got the problem that I gotta feel these days... I'm usually busy so I adopted to get my forum replays by email, however I dunno wot hapened to MySomali. I get this pretty (hmmm), however I ask if the admin blocked his SMTP from the forums... My MySomali subescriptions notify me only the new member messages, friendship invitations and so forth... Bt neither blog comments nor forum replays...

I would be so thankful if the Admin check down there!

The Matrix Revolutions aside (I still think my own matrix "abridged" script was better), the trilogy still deserves a lot of credit for breaking ground in a number of ways for the mainstream of cinema (since most of what makes the movies special had already been invented one way or another, particularly in Anime), and The Matrix remains a pretty good movie, flaws and all. I even have a soft spot for the other two, if only because they have noisy, entertaining chase sequences and some really impressive special effects. And no, I'm not talking about the burly brawl, which already looked fake at standard resolution (hey, perhaps they fixed it!).

Anyway, we'll see how this all looks at 1080p. Some movies (King Kong, Serenity) look amazing. Others (Superman Returns)... eeehh... not so much. All depends on the transfer I think. Color, brightness, digital filters and other obscure settings also play a huge role with HD content, especially HD-DVD/BluRay content.

One disadvantage: the "bonus content" is all on a regular resolution DVD (480p). This includes things like The Animatrix, and it's a shame. At least the Animatrix should be on HD no? Perhaps the movies themselves have some of that shiny picture-in-picture documentaries that I keep seeing trailers of. :-)

An environmental collapse that would transform the world into a "global Somalia" could begin in 50 years if we fail to do anything about it. Society was on the brink of irreversible decline unless 12 major environmental problems were tackled.

Conditions of Somalia will spread, Somalia is an example of a worst-case scenario. State government is weak; it is a dry landscape, difficult to manage and, not surprisingly, it has problems of environmental degradation.

There are plenty of countries where state government is moving towards collapse ... We will be living in a global Somalia if we don't do anything about it. 

The omens were not looking good for the rich countries to survive the 21st century without a serious and possibly catastrophic drop in their present standard of living.

If we continue doing the things we are doing now the outcome, which is not the worst-case scenario but the actual outcome, would be that we don't arrive at the end of the century. Most of our problems are ones with 30- to 50-year time fuses. That is the rate at which we are exploiting the world ... So if we carry on we do not arrive at the end of the century with a First-World lifestyle.

The worst-case scenario can range from an apocalypse to something greyer. An apocalpyse would include fighting in dead earnest [over natural resources].

There are also gentler outcomes. Today, there are countries that are poor and getting poorer. So one gentler outcome would be that poverty just spreads. Today, most African countries are poor and quite a few South American countries are poor. A gentle-worst-case scenario is that Brazil becomes poorer and Mexico becomes poorer and in Europe poverty spreads. Instead of eastern Europe catching up to western Europe, western Europe declines towards eastern Europe.

Most of the problems, such as deforestation and soil erosion, were similar to those that led to the collapse of societies ranging from the Maya in Mexico, the Easter Islanders and the Norse inhabitants of Greenland. But the world was also facing global warming and more toxic pollution.

You'R
The one for me
In my heart I feel like
We were meant to be

No one has ever made me
Feel the way I do
But that’s was way
Before I met you

I've never fallen
In love so fast
I just hope this
Feeling will last

Your the one I've been
Searching for my whole life
And one of these years
I wish to be your mate

I hope you feel
The way I feel
Because all of this just
Seems to wonderful to be real

I love you
More than words can say
Though I never knew
I could love this way

I love you
More than actions can speak
Though I never knew
It could be so sweet 

I love you
More than my words can tell
Though I never knew
Until I finally fell

I love you
More than the highest tower
Though I never knew
It could have such power

I love you
More than it might even show
Though I never knew
How much it could really grow

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IN KASTOO AY AAD U CARAYSNAYD WXUU ISKU DAYAY INUU K A SAARO DHAKAFAARKA IYO CUQDADA HAYSTA, CABAAR BUU AAMUSAY, WUXUU LA SOO BAXAY SIGAARKA NOOCA WAAWAYNKU CABBAAN OO KUUBAANKA LOO YAQAAN KA DIBNA WAXAA KU SOO DEGTAY QALBIGIISA SHEEKO AYNAAN INAGU CAADI AHAAN GARAN KARIN MA RUNBAA MISE WAA BEEN, HADDAY RUN TAHAY HALKEEBUU KA SOO MAQLAY, HADDAY BEENTAHAYSE SIDEE BUU RUNTA UGU EKAYSIIYEY?

Waxay saaxiraddu weydey fursad ay fiilasoofka ku soo jiidato, waxayna ogayd in uusan asaga oo sixran ma ahee si kale ugu imaanayn, waayo waa nin falsafadeed oo shukaansi ma uu daneeyo, mana uu u fakaro sida dadka caadiga ah oo aan falsafadda la socon.

Gabadhii waxaa u caddaatay in ay nabarrada odayaasha ku yaallaa dab yihiin.

Did you recently went into the Cinema? Have you ever watched the motion picture movie "ONce Upon a Time in Mexico"? You might probably, hated the long than normal drama film, however something mysterious is there among the scenes, The bloody strings, the Guitar gun, which Antonio Banderas kills his oponents using his guitar.

I like the guitar, coz all the qaraami music taste OK when the strings "Dhrrn, Brrrrrmm" scream from the depth... In many ocasions, specially when worried or feel guilty I go there in the lap and pic of one old record from Mohamed Nur Grig and Faysal Cumar Mushteeg, to listen.

Sometimes, you know, you become stupid like, or you behave as a crazy person, remembering one thing all the time, spending hours on the bed without being slept, you try and search the sleep to get comfort, however, one thing comes accross the field to bother you. Yes, I had this last night, speaking in depth with this song, "Sidaan kuu bartaba hurddada ma bogtoo, barkimadaan beerka saaraayee", really there is no one I got admired these days. But I like to get this words all the time.

The song "Sidaan kuu bartaba hurada  ma bogto..." is very ancient qaraami, that you can't find its records from the studios... Its and episode of a real love song by someone I don't remember his name... I have in history that the author or the artist of this song lived in Hargaisa in the thirties. Its said that has "Dhagaxle", Hummerman, just someone who fetchs the building stones from the mountains.

He was in love with a girl living in the city Hargaisa, and since he was busy brusting holes to get better building-stones, the girl was engaged to another man from Saudi Arabia, and the Haji saudi took her away with him to Saudi Aeabia, by an airplane...

Mr Stoner, come hurrying in the city, but he was surprised after been showed that the airoplane ther has his girlfriend on her board.

He then composed these words:

-Bilaa la raraa baabuurada oo,
-Bariidada waad ka bogataayee,
-Belaayadu way bidhaantaa.

-Sidaan kuu bartaba hurdada ma bogtoo,
-Barkimadaan beerka saaraayeey.

Another qaraami song which I favorited is Hoheey Dumarku, by Mohamed Nur Griig.

 Assalamu 3laykum Warra7matullahi Wabaraktuh

[] The Main Page of Wikipedia - the free Encyclopedia.

It was late 2002 when I first discovered the Free Encyclopedia Website, Wikipedia. It was not as beautiful as its now, inadition it has less than 1 milion articles, I didn't expected it will reach the scale she aproaches now. I searched more Somalia related articles, however, We got that It has these articles [ Somalia, Puntland, Somaliland, Mogadishu, Mohamed Siyad Barre, Abdullahi Yusuf, Mohamed Farah Aidid, Jama Ali Jama, Mohamed Haggi Ibrahim Egal, Zahir Riyale Kahin, President Abdelcassim Salat Hassan, Bendercassim Internation Airport, Ittihad, Hargaysa, Jubba and Shabelle Rivers ], there were a handful articles hyperlinked in brown color, the brown colored hyperlink in Wikipedia expresses that the article is not included in Wikipedia, however someone can edit it (add into the database). I was currios to know who is the editor of this project, but, with my surprise I got an [edit] link, clicking it will bring you macro based editor, the main Wikipedia's article editor. I signedup with the username "Daljir", and started editting Wikipedia, the first article I added was Bosaso or Bendercassim, Thanks to abdullah Issa, a legendary friend of me who currently study International Relationships from a university in Malaysia, we collected many facts related to the city, searching from a bunch of history books, researches from WHO which a friend there helped us to censor, and a copy of article from the ancient book "Periplus of the Erythraean Sea". Finally we had a pretty good Encyclopedia article about Bosaso, though many Wikipedia surfers modified it, 90% of the words are those we published on Wikipedia click here to see.

Later in 2003, I posted a brief notes about Sayid Mohamed Abdulle Hassan and Ahmed Gran, however, it had no any citation, and there a thankful user, whom I dunno his idintity, has re-edited both the articles, and now there Wikipedia knows many more related to Somalia, thanks to our editorial Boyz, and of course Girls, if they do exist.

Back from the trip to my Wikipedia, I was again learning PHP, when I thinked of Wikipedia, which code does this software use, I got no evidence of anysoftware, I tried and tried but no evidence, no pages end with name.php, name.pl, name.cgi, name.asp/aspx, name.cfm, name.do, name.any-extension. At that time I was knew none about perl, I thought, its built in perl but what evidence?  However, I have never checked what path do I follow to go to the Login page of Wiki? On One day, however, I accidently clicked on here: Sign in / create account . from there I grabed this evidence from my browser address bar: http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Userlogin&returnto=Main_Page, "Good Heavens, Wiki is PHP", Who has written this software, Wikipedia itself? Someone evil in Somewhere? Magnus Manske was the custom-coder of the software.

MediaWiki, is the software which powers websites like Wikipedia and other projects of the non-profit Wikimedia Foundation, as well as many other wikis around the world. It is kindly hosted by the Wikimedia foundation.

All textual content of the site MediaWiki.org is released under the GNU Free Documentation License (GFDL), except for pages that explicitly state that their contents are in the public domain.

I got a free copy of wikipedia software from the original developer, you can go wiking today, download the project and try it yourself! you can get a fresh copy for free from the Official MediaWiki website. www.mediawiki.org.

In my point of view is that I would ask the Somali Website Developers, if they could start a project www.wikisom.org or Somali written mirror http://so.wikipedia.org  (domain not exist), so the inhabitants of the Horn would enjoy fresh history written in their language as the Srilankis, Arabsa, Greeces, Koreans, South Afrcans and Dutches do.

----------------

Chammauell

After returning from work, school, travel, or whatever has separated you:

* Begin with a good greeting.

* Start with Assalamau Aleykum and a smile. Salam is a sunnah and du'aa for her as well.

* Shake her hand and leave bad news for later!.

* Choose words that are positive and avoid negative ones.

* Give her your attention when you speak of she speaks.

* Speak with clarity and repeat words if necessary until she understands.

* Call her with the nice names that she likes, e.g. my sweet-heart, honey, saaliha, etc.

* Spend time talking together.

* Spread to her goods news.

* Remember your good memories together.

* Joking around & having a sense of humor.

* Playing and competing with each other in sports or whatever.

* Taking her to watch permissible (halal) types of entertainment.

* Avoiding prohibited (haram) things in your choices of entertainment.

* Doing what you as an individual can / like to do that helps out, especially if she is sick or tired.

* The most important thing is making it obvious that he appreciates her hard work.

* Specifically in family matters.

* Giving her the feeling that her opinion is important to you.

* Studying her opinion carefully.

* Be willing to change an opinion for hers if it is better.

* Thanking her for helping him with her opinions.

* Choosing well raised people to build relations with. There is a great reward in visiting relatives and pious people. (Not in wasting time while visiting!).

* Pay attention to ensure Islamic manners during visits.

* Not forcing her to visit whom she does not feel comfortable with.

* Offer a warm farewell and good advice.

* Ask her to pray for him.

* Ask pious relatives and friends to take care of the family in your absence.

* Give her enough money for what she might need.

* Try to stay in touch with her whether by phone, E-mail, letters, etc.

* Return as soon as possible.

* Bring her a gift!

* Avoid returning at an unexpected time or at night.

* Take her with you if possible.

* The husband needs to be generous within his financial capabilities. He should not be a miser with his money (nor wasteful) .

* He gets rewards for all what he spends on her sustenance even for a small piece of bread that he feeds her by his hand (hadeith) .

* He is strongly encouraged to give to her before she asks him.

* Following the Sunnah in removing hair from the groin and underarms.

* Always being clean and neat.

* Put on perfume for her.

* It is obligatory to do it habitually if you have no excuse (sickness, etc.)

* Start with "Bismillah" and the authentic du'a.

* Enter into her in the proper place only (not the anus).

* Begin with foreplay including words of love.

* Continue until you have satisfied her desire.

* Relax and joke around afterwards.

* Avoid intercourse during the monthly period because it haram.

* Do what you can to avoid damaging her level of Hiyaa (shyness and modesty) such as taking your clothes together instead of asking her to do it first while he is looking on.

* Avoid positions during intercourse that may harm her such as putting pressure in her chest and blocking her breath, especially if you are heavy.

* Choose suitable times for intercourse and be considerate as sometimes she maybe sick or exhausted.

* Avoid disclosing private information such as bedroom secrets, her personal problems and other private matters.

* Wake her up in the last third of the night to pray "Qiam-ul-Layl" (extra prayer done at night with long sujood and ruku'ua) .

* Teach her what you know of the Qur'an and its tafseer.

* Teach her "Dhikr" (ways to remember Allah by the example of the prophet) in the morning and evening.

* Encourage her to spend money for the sake of Allah such as in a charity sale.

* Take her to Hajj and Umrah when you can afford to do so.

* Take her to visit her family and relatives, especially her parents.

* Invite them to visit her and welcome them.

* Give them presents on special occasions.

* Help them when needed with money, effort, etc.

* Keep good relations with her family after her death if she dies first. Also in this case the husband is encouraged to follow the sunnah

and keep giving what she used to give in her life to her friends and family.

This includes

* The basics of Islam

* Her duties and rights

* Reading and writing

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Thats the secret which conver every bad girl into Miss Right!

ever used both of them, favorited more than 500 times, though I liked everyone with standalone purpose, however my biggest interest dropped down from Yahoo! Inc... You know, I got a letter from Yahoo! admin at the begining of this weeek, can't mention the absolute date, coz, I removed it from my mailbox with a great shock...

I know why the caged bird sings... SXBayaal... I was there in my MSN-Hotmail mailbox, you know I til use the Old fashioned MSN-Hotmail, got hooked up / converted to Windows Live, laakiin all the guys are not the same, I hate cookies, and I'm so lazy that  I dun like cleansing my Internet cae, and windows live, sometimes, demands you delete your History, I just voted for NO WINDOWS LIVE and got back to my wicked MSN-Hotmail.... Lost in the Live Migration topic? aha.. Argghhh... OK, Yahoo told me that the largest and the best Yahoo service will be shut down... Guess What? OK, Yahoo! Photos... Claiming that everything good has an end, then I thought, Yahoo music will have an end... Whats next? Just Yahoo Mail. Though yahoo has claimed th e last summer being a bold master plan to transform  into the 21st century's first media titan.

I chose Google as my search engine. Yahoo has it, but Google is faster... GMail is great feature that is 200% better than the fucking huge Yahoomail. Flickr? Righ, Google got Picasa... Have you ever tried to fing your small hut in Laasadawaco or Guriceel, or water hole in Buulo-mareer! Coool! OK, I got former old playground where I used to play with friends in 1993, when I was a young boy studying Intermediate school in Bendercassim (Bosaso), though I see different place... It may be Cadde Musse ws sold it to a foreign Company Loll!

Forgot something? Google Summer of Code, where the students earned US$4500 (Four thousand, five hundred US Dollar), Incredible!!!! Though Google Summer of Code was interesting, I was not so fortune to play my codes behind the scenes, the project begun earlier before I woke up!

I'm really, bit by bit migrating from Yahoo! inc. now and migrating to Google, I'll seek a vissa from google to be a Googler.

Croatian international striker Eduardo Da Silva has finalised the terms of his transfer to Arsenal from Dinamo Zagreb on a four-year contract for an undisclosed fee, pending the receipt of a work permit.

Da Silva (24) was born in Brazil but moved to Croatia at the age of 15 and took Croatian nationality in 2002. The striker scored the first goal in European competition at Emirates Stadium when Arsenal beat Dinamo Zagreb 5-1 on aggregate in last season’s UEFA Champions League Third Qualifying Round.

Eduardo has made 12 appearances for the Croatian national team, scoring seven goals, including the first in their 2-0 Euro 2008 Qualifier victory over England in October 2006.

During his time with Dinamo Zagreb, Da Silva scored 73 goals in 104 appearances, won the Croatian League title twice (2006 and 2007) and the Croatian Cup twice (2004 and 2007). He was voted Croatian Player of the Year in 2004 and 2006, and was the Croatian League’s top scorer in both 2006 and 2007.

Manager Arsène Wenger said: "We are delighted to have signed Eduardo Da Silva. He has great qualities and will integrate very well into our style of football. He is a very good finisher and although he is predominantly a striker, he is a very adaptable player.

"I have known about him for a while but his performances against us in last year’s Champions League really showed what a dangerous player he is. Da Silva is a pacy, intelligent player. Also, he is hardworking and has a very good team ethic to his game.

"Eduardo will be a great asset for us and we are all looking forward to him joining up with us."

Da Silva added: "I am so happy and proud to be joining Arsenal Football Club. Arsenal is one of the biggest clubs in the world with many great players and I am looking forward to helping my new club challenge for trophies."

Eduardo will wear the No 9 shirt and will join up shortly with his new team-mates for pre-season training.

Waxaan ognahay in dadka ugu badan ee Internetka caalamka isticmaalaa ay adeegsadaan Internet Explorer oo ay iska leedahay shirkada Microsoft... Hadaba waxaan door bidey inaan idiin soo gudbiyo Habka loogu shubto PC-gaa laba version (werin) oo kala duwan oo IE ah...

Waxyaalaha looga baahan yahay PC-gaaga:

• Computer lagu rogayey (installed)  Windows.
• WinZip, WinRar iwm sida Gzip ama habab kale oo u dhigma.
• Inaad komputer-ka ugu jirtid (logged in) Administrator ahaan.

Tallaabada Koowaad:

    Soo rogo (download) werinta (version) Internet Explorer ee aad u bahaantahay, waxaad ka soo rogankartaa version kasta oo Internet Explorer ah mareegtaan (link): http://browsers.evolt.org/?ie/32bit  

Tallaabada Labaad:

• Dooro faylesha .CAB ku dhamaada.
• Unzip ku samee installationka faylka aad soo rogtay (downloaded), haddaad istocmaalayso Windows NT, 2000, XP ama Vista - extract-garee, macna ka soo furfur faylasha .CAB foolderkaan (galkaan)(’IE5.01′ oo yaalla Desktop-kaaga, tusaale ahaan):
  
  IENT_S1.CAB
  IENT_S2.CAB
  IENT_S3.CAB
  IENT_S4.CAB
  
• Haddii aad isticmaalaysid Windows 2000 - faylashaanna extract ku samee:
  
  IEW2K_1.CAB
  IEW2K_2.CAB
  IEW2K_3.CAB
  
• Dadka isticmaala Windows 98 iyo Windows Me - extract kaga samee faylasha .CAB halkaan:
  
  IE_S1.CAB
  IE_S2.CAB
  IE_S3.CAB
  IE_S4.CAB

Tallaabada Saddexaad:

• Extraaction ku samee faylasha IENT_*.CAB oo dhan (ama  IE_*.CAB haddad isticmaalaysid 98/ME) -- Calamada IE_* waxaan ka wadaa IE_ iyo wixii gadaal ka raaca.
• Haddaad isticmaasho Windows 2000, IEW2K_*.CAB ayaad ku koobinaysaa marka ugu dambaysa  foolderka versionkaaga internet explorer aad ku koobiyeynaysid.

Tallaabada Afraad:

 Tirtir faylka SHLWAPI.DLL iyo faylka COMCTL32.DLL haddiiba ay jiraan, waxaadna abuurtaa fayl cusub oo aad u bixinaysid IEXPLORE.EXE.local

Gabogabo

Marka aad intaa kore samaysid waxaad tahay guulwade awood u leh inuu wada isticmaalo laba barnaamij oo isku midah isla markaana kala veraion ah.

WAAD MAHADSANTAHAY

Qaybta 6aad -- Kama dambaystii!

Muddo laba bilood ah bay ku jirtey xaalad u dhaxaysa nolol iyo dhimasho. Caafimaadkeedii ayaa xumaaday. Waxaa la huwiyey bustaha dhaxanta laga galo. Aabaheed iyo walaasheed oo Dubai iyo Nayroobi kala joogey xitaa waa loo yeeray si ay gunaanadkeeda goobjoog uga noqdaan. Saaxiibteed Hodon iyo hooyadeed ayaa daqiiqad kasta dultaagnaa. Maalin kasta waxaa la geynayey takhtar cusub oo daawooyin hor leh usoo qorayey. Nasiibdarro, dawooyinkii sida cuntada loogu dirqinayey waxba kama aysan beddelin xaaladdeeda caafimaad.

Waxay ka go’day cuntadii. Muuqaalkeedii quruxda badnaa wuxuu u ekaaday sidii geed dherey oo ay caleemuhu ka daateen. Midabkeedii ayaa doorsoomay. Waxay u ekaatay sidii qof uu xagaagii Boosaaso dillooday, wax uga miciinana weydey. Qofkii laba bilood kahor aqoon jirey wuxuu haatan ka shakinayaa in ay iyadii tahay iyo in kale.

Waxay ka samirtay noloshii, waxayna niyadda ka jecleysatay in ay iska dhimato. Daqiiqad kasta waxaa hor imaanayey gacaliyaheed Shirwac oo ku leh ‘Adigaan ifka kuugu jeclahay’. Inkastoo sawirradiisii iyo dhambaalladii ay is dhaafsan jireen ay Hooyadeed iyo Hodon ka jeexjeexeen, misana waxaa keydka xusuus-dhawrka maskaxdeeda ku duubnaa eray kasta oo ay is yiraahdeen, waxaa ku keydsanaa sawirradiisii, iyo dhambaalladii qoraalka ahaa ee ay is dhaafsan jireen. Isagoo qoslaya oo ku leh ‘Idman, waan ku jeclahay’ ayuu mar kasta horteeda kasoo muuqanayey.

Idman hooyadeed iyo saaxiibteed Hodonba waxay Idman ku tijaabiyeen waddo kasta oo ay ku samirsiin karayeen. Kor iyo hoos bay wax ugu sheegeen. Waxay xusuusiyeen in nolosha adduunyadu tahay mid kooban, qof kastana uu dhimanayo. Waxay uga sheekeeyeen sheekooyin la mid ah tan iyada ku dhacday. Waxay kula taliyeen in ay iska illowdo wixii dhacay, nolol cusubna billowdo. Nasiibdarro, wax guul ah kama aysan gaarin. Idman weli sideedii bay u tahay maqane-jooge, weli sideedii bay iskula hadleysaa, weli sideedii bay hurdada uga caagan tahay, weli sideedii bay cuntadu ugu dhadhami la’dahay, weli sideedii bay hadalka uga maagan tahay, weli sideedii bay sariirta ugu urursan tahay.

Idman cudurka hayey ma ahayn mid muuqda, wuxuuse ahaa mid ka xanuun badan cudurrada muuqda. Waxay ka jirranayd niyadda. Muraayaddii qalbiga ayaa jabtay, firirkeedii ayaa ku faafayey xubnaha jirkeeda iyagoo sii dhex marayey halbowleyaasha iyo xididdada yar yar ee dhiigga qaada. Nabar aan dawoobeyn ayaa wadnaha kaga yiil. Dhaawac aan la dhayi karin ayaa gaarey. Waxaa dhumay hankii iyo qabkeedii qofnimo. Waxay aamintay in daaqadihii mustaqbalkeedu ay soo xirmeen. Waxay rumaysatay in ay nasiibdaran tahay. Waxay iska dhaadhicisay in aysan weligeed heli doonin qof Shirwac oo kale ah, ama qof Shirwac booskiisii u buuxin kara. Waxay isku qancisay in fursad kale aysan u harin. Waxay is-moodsiisey in aysan mar kale wax jeclaan karin.

Hooyadeed iyo saaxiibteed Hodon, markey talo iyo waano kala quusteen Idman, waxay is-tuseen bal in ay dhinaca diinta markan xal ka raadiyaan. Waxay u tageen mid ka mid ah culimada ugu caansan Gaalkacyo, waxayna si faahfaahsan ugaga warrameen saldhigga cudurka Idman asiibay iyo xaaladda dhabta ah ee ay ku sugan tahay. Dabadeed, wuxuu wadaadkii u sheegay inuu Qur’aan ku aqrin doono islamarkaana uu u jeedin doono waanooyin kala duwan isagoo isticmaalaya Qur’aanka.

Muddo laba toddobaad ah ayaa Idman Qur’aan lagu aqrinayey. Waxaa intaas u dheeraa, waanooyin diini ah oo Qur’aanka barbar socdey, kuwaasoo mararka qaarkood Idman kaga ilmaysiinayey. Ugu dambeyn, Idman waxaa ku beermay baqdin iyo cabsi Eebbe, waxayna go’aansatay intey samir Eebbe kaashato in ay is illowsiiso dhibkii ku dhacay.

Muddo gaaban kaddib, Idman waxay billowday nolosheedii caadiga ahayd. Inkastoo xusuusteeda aysan marna ka saari karin Shirwac, misana mar kastoo ay soo xusuusataba waxay hoosta ka aqrisan jirtey aayado qur’aan ah oo uu wadaadkii xafidsiiyey. Muuqaalkeedu si tartiib tartiib ah buu usoo laabanayey. Farxaddeedii dhuntay bay baadigoob u gashay. Waxay billowday in ay magaalada u baxdo oo ay asaxaabteedii soo booqato.

Si kastabase arrintu ha ahaatee, Idman waxaa gaarey jug weyn. Waxaa ku dhacay dhaawac aan bogsooneyn. Waxaa wadnaha kaga yiil nabar aan marna dawoobeyn.

Dhamaad

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Qaybtii 5aad

Idman intey goor h***toostay bay is-diyaarin iyo is-qurxin iskula dhaqaaqday. Waa maalintii uu gacaliyaheed Shirwac iman lahaa Gaalkacyo. Kala doorashada dharkii ay xiran lahayd ayaa waqti dheer ku qaadatay, ugu dambeyntiise intey mid uun isaga nasiibsatay bay daaradda guriga usoo baxday. Waxay ahayd goor barqo ah oo ku beegan qiyaastii 9:00 aroornimo. Islamarkiiba, waxaa albaabka kasoo gashay saaxiibteed Hodon oo ay xilligaas ballansanaayeen.

Ugu horreyn, waxay taleefan u direen xafiiska Daalo-airline ee Gaalkacyo si ay u hubiyaan waqtiga ay diyaaraddu imanayso, waxaana loo sheegay in 12:00 duhurnimo ay soo cagadhigan doonto garoonka Gaalkacyo. Dabadeed, intey dibedda usoo baxeen bay raaceen taksi ay Hodon horay usoo kireysey oo guriga hortiisa ku sugayey.

Idman iyo Hodon inteysan ku leexan waddada tagta garoonka diyaaradaha, waxay sii mareen hoteel Maanyafuulka oo ay qol ugasii qabteen Shirwac. Hoteello fara badan oo ka tayo fiican hoteelkaas ayaa magaalada ku yiil. Weliba ayaamahaas hoteello qurux badan oo casri ah ayaa magaalada si xad-dhaaf ah ugu soo kordhayey. Idman inkastoo ay niyadda ka jecleyd in ay gacaliyaheed dejiso mid ka mid ah hoteelladaas casriga ah, misana waxay dhinacna u dhaafi kari weydey taladii hooyadeed Nuuro oo aaminsanayd in xulashada hoteelka uu qofku degayo ay ku xiran tahay haybtiisa qabiil ama tan qofka uu martida u yahay, iyadoo taasna sabab uga dhigaysa in xeer-hoosaadka magaalada ee aan la shaacin uu dhigayey in reer kasta ay iyagu mas’uul ka yihiin ammaankooda iyo kan martidoodaba. Sidaas darteed, reerkii aan hoteel ku lahayn magaalada waxay ka dhignaayeen reer hoogay oo ba’ay.

Garoonka diyaaraduhu in cabbaar ah ayuu u jirey bartamaha magaalada. Waxay mareen waddada tooska ah ee tagta garoonka. Markey dhaafeen qabuuraha Cirjiife bay kusoo bexeen niman hubeysan oo taagtaagan meel aan sidaas uga sii fogeyn. Intey qoryihii ay wateen kusoo fiiqeen bay ku amreen in ay istaagaan. Darawalkii taksiga intuu baabuurkii joojiyey buu nimankii gacanta u haadiyey. Markey hubsadeen qofka uu yahay bay ugu baaqeen dhoollacaddeyn u dhiganta ‘Waa lagu aqoonsaday ee soo dhaaf’. Darawalkii intuu baabuurkiisii mootaystay buu socodkiisii sii watay.

Wax yar kaddib bay yimaadeen garoonkii diyaaradaha. Waxaa fadhiyey seddex diyaaradood oo kuwa Qaadka keena ah. Waxaa kaloo fadhidey diyaarad kale oo shixnad hilib Ari ah u qaadeysey magaalada Dubai. Dad fara badan ayaa garoonka dhex hoganayey. Garoonku ma lahayn meel loogu talagalay in ay sii fariistaan rakaabka diyaaradaha raacayey, kuwa kasoo degayey, iyo asaxaabtoodaba. Fallaaraha cadceedda ayaa sidii roobkii ugu soo da’ayey. Geedaha hoostooda ayaa naf la bidayey.

Idman iyo Hodon markey cabbaar meelaha marmareen intey daaleen bay geed weyn hoostiisa iska fariisteen. Daqiiqado yar ayaaba ka harsanaa waqtigii ay iman lahayd diyaaraddii siddey gacaliyaheed. Wax yar markey fadhiyeenba waxay maqleen guux diyaaradeed. Dadweynihii goobta joogey ee iyaguna diyaaraddaas sugayey ayaa durba billaabay in ay u dareeraan goobtii ay diyaaraddu ku soo degi lahayn. Idman farxad iyo naxdin wada socda ayaa mar qura wada saaqay xubnaha jirkeeda. Jirkaa dubaaxiyey, markaasaa xaadduna istaagtey. Farxad darteed ilmo ayaa indhaheeda kasoo daadatay.

Diyaaraddii intey laba jeer garoonka ku dul wareegtey bay si tartiib ah u soo cagadhigatay. Dadkiiyoo dhan waxay is hordhoobeen diyaaradda albaabkeeda. Idman iyo Hodon waxay ka mid ahaayeen dadkaas albaabka hor dhooban. Wax yar kaddib ayaa albaabkii la furay. Rakaabkii ayaa billaabay in ay diyaaradda mid mid uga soo degtaan. Waxaa billaabatay soo dhoweyn, isku soo boodid, iyo is-dhunkasho.

Idman iyadoo sugi kari la’ goorta uu Shirwac dibedda usoo bixi doono bay albaabka diyaaradda heegan ku ahayd. Intii aysan rakaabku billaabin in ay dibedda usoo baxaan, waxaa iyada u qorsheysnayd in ay si caadi ah Shirwac u gacanqaaddo, dhunkashadeedana gadaal u dhigato. Hase yeeshee, markey aragtay dadkiiyoo laabta intey isku wada qaadeen is wada dhunkanaya bay iyaduna go’aansatay in ay sidaas oo kale yeesho.

Idman iyo hodon iyagoo weli hoos taagan albaabkii diyaaradda ayaa waxaa soo baxay duuliyihii iyo ku-xigeenkiisii, waxayna xireen albaabkii diyaaradda. Naxdin tii ugu weyneyd ayaa Idman isugu timid. Iyadoo dhan baa gariirtey. Intey cagaha ku taagnaan kari weydey bay saaxiibteed Hodon cuskatay. Waxaa ku dhashay shaki ballaaran. Daqiiqado kahor, indhaheedii farxadda la ilmaynayey ayaa markanna billaabay in ay naxdin la ooyaan.

Intey is-hayn kari weydey bay iyadoo aan is ogeyn duuliyihii weydiisey inuu rakaabku intaas ku egyahay iyo in kale, wuxuuna u sheegay in uu rakaabku intaas ku egyahay. Waxay misana weydiisey in uu diyaaradda la socdey qof magaciisu yahay ‘Shirwac’ oo kasoo raacay magaalada Dubai. Duuliyihii intuu isha mariyey warqado uu gacanta ku hayey buu u sheegay in qof magacaas leh uusan diyaaraddaba soo raacin. Idman dhulka iyo cirkaa la wareegay, iyadoo aan kala ogeyn meel ay joogto intey saaxiibteed cuskatay bay dhulka fariisatay. Hodon intey saaxiibteed garabka qabatay bay u dhaqaaqeen xaggaa iyo goobtii uu taksigu ku sugayey. Dabadeedna, iyagoo luudaya oo cagaha jiidaya bay taksigii galeen. Talaa ku ciirtay. Meel ay xaajada u dhaqaajiyaan bay kala garan waayeen.

Idman iyo Hodon iyagoo cagajiid ah oo niyadjabsan bay garoonkii kasoo dhaqaaqeen. Intii ay dhexda kusoo jireen hal mar xitaa islama aysan hadlin. Waxaa dhuntay farxaddii ay saakayto kusoo bexeen. Cabbaar kaddib bay yimaadeen gurigii Idman. Hodon intey saaxiibteed garabka qabatay bay tagsigii ka dejisey sidii qof xanuunsan oo isbitaal laga keenay. Mar uun yaa qolkaygii i geeya bay Idman ka joogtey. Iyadoo dharkeedii qabta bay sariirteedii isku tuurtay. Hooyadeed oo daaradda fadhidey ayaa qolkii kasoo daba gashay kaddib markey dareentay in xaaladda gabdhuhu aysan caadi ahayn. Balse Hodon ayaa si tartiib ah ugu sheegtay in wax dhib ah uusan jirin oo aan ka ahayn in ay Shirwac soo waayeen oo loo sheegay in uusan diyaaraddaba la socon. Saaxiibtey waa ay yara niyad xumaatay, bay intaas u raacisay.

“Idman, abbaayo, is deji, wax weyn ha u qaadan, qofku waa bani’aadam, wax kastaa ku dhici kara, isagana xaggiisa wax kastaa ka iman kara…Dad iyo duurba wax aadan ka filanayn baa kaaga soo baxa…Wixii soo kordha taleefanka ayaan ku wada xiriiri doonna...” bay Hodon saaxiibteed ku tiri iyadoo albaabka kasii baxaysa.

Idman markey saaxiibteed ka tagtay waxaa kusii kordhay welwelka iyo walbahaarkii ay kasoo qaadday garoonka diyaaradaha. Dareen hor leh oo baqdin badan ayaa ku dhashay. Erayadii ugu dambeeyey ee Hodon ee ahaa ‘Dad iyo duurba wax aadan ka filanayn ayaa kaagasoo baxa’ ayaa uurkutaallo cusub ku beeray. Waxay ku noqdeen sidii dhimbil dab ah oo gacanta loo geliyey. ‘Ma hubtaa in uu ku jecel yahay…Waxaan ka baqayaa inuu meel cidla’ ah kaaga dhaqaaqo oo hadhowna aan weyno meel aan u raadinno…Naa wax iskula har, waxaanse ka baqayaa in mar kale jacayl aan jirin laguugu luggooyo oo aad dabin kale lugaha la gasho’ erayadaas iyo kuwo kaloo u dhigma oo ay horay ugu yiraahdeen saaxiibteed iyo hooyadeed ayaa xusuusteeda dib ugu soo maaxday.

Oo haddiise uu baaqday muxuu iigu soo sheegi waayey? Xitaa haddii uu ballantii ka baxay muxuu iiga qariyey?. Abbaayo raalli ahaw oo keliya ayaa igu filnaan lahayd inkastoo dhaawaca i gaari lahaa aanan marna ka bogsoodeen, malaha waa uu i sirayey ee jacaylku dhab kama ahayn, bay iskula hadashay. Tolow taleefan ma u dirtaa, bay niyadda iska tiri, haddana waxay isku canaanatay in aysan guuxeeda ka dheereyn oo illaa iyo caawa ay bal isaga ka war sugto. Fiicnaan lahaydaa in aadamigu ay is-uurdaalacan karaan, ma qof baa qof kale siri lahaa oo been ku maaweelin lahaa, bay nafteeda ku samirsiisay. Wadnahoo la kala waaxo, wixii ku jirana la wadaago, Alla wanaagsanaan lahaydaa…

Iyadoo weli nafteeda la doodeysa bay maqashay dhawaaqa taleefanka. Wuxuu ahaa taleefan dibadeed. Intey sariirtii ka boodday bay u orodday daaradda guriga oo uu taleefanku yiil.

“Halow,”bay ku tiri intey taleefankii dhegta saartay.

“Abbaayo, adiga Idman miyaa?” buu ku yiri qofkii taleefanka soo diray.

“Haa, waa Idman ee adiga kee ahayd,” bay ugu jawaabtey. Wuxuu ula muuqdey qof aysan is aqoon ama qof is qarinaya oo codka bedeshey. Codka ay maqashay iska daa kii gacaliyaheed Shirwac ee xitaa ma ahayn qof kaloo ay codkiisa garanaysey. Malaha waa kuwii shukaansi-doonka ahaa oo is qarin jirey ama waa kuwii intey marqaanka iga dhex arkaan taleefannada igu soo waali jirey bay hoosta iska tiri.

“Abbaayo, ma hubtaa in aad Idman tahay?” intuu qofkii kusoo celiyey buu u raaciyey “I’m…Aniga magacayga waxaa la i dhahaa…sorry yaah for my broken Somali…yaah…Andrew Warsame…Waxaan kaasoo wacayaa Mareykanka. Waxaan ahay Shirwac saaxiibkii…Adiga horta Shirwac ma taqaantaa? farriin degdeg ah ayaan kaaga hayaa…Please are you sure you are Idman?”

“Haa…Abboowe…Waa Idman…Shirwac is my love…Waa gacaliyahayga…,” bay mar kale ugu celisey iyadoo la yaabban farriintaasi waxa ay noqon doonto, waxaase u caddaatay in farriinta soo socota ay ka timid Shirwac. Tolow Shirwac mar kale ayaa la xiray oo sidaas buu ku baaqday miyuu soo wadaa, mise Shirwac ballantii wuu kaaga baxay ee gabaryahay tasho buu ku dhihi doonaa, bay hoosta iska tiri. Haddii wiilka la xiray waaba wax la garan karo, balse haddii uu ballantii iiga baxay muxuu la baqayaa, muuse isagu afkiisa iga dhaho, bay iskula doodday.

“Sister…I am so sorry, Shirwac could not make it…I mean…Shirwac ma u noqon suurtagal inuu soo dhoofo…” buu ninkii yiri.

“Oo Mareykankaba kama soo dhoofin miyaa?” bay ninkii ka horgeysey isagoo aan hadalkiiba dhammayn.

“Maya…Abbaayo…Ani waxaan ka mid ahaa saaxiibadii garoonka diyaaradaha u sagootiyey…Nasiibdarro, shil baabuur ayaa dhacay…Ani iyo wiil kale dhaawac fudud ayaa nasoo gaarey, isagana dhaawac culus ayaa madaxa ka gaarey” buu ku yiri isagoo hadalka shigshigaya.

“Dhaawac aa…Shil baabuur aa...,” intey tiri bay iyadoo ooyeysa u raacisay “Hadda, sidee buu yahay? Ma la hadli karaa? Fadlan waan ku baryayaa ee ila hadalsii…Fadlan waan ku baryayaa ee aan hal mar codkiisa maqlo.”

“Abbaayo, farriinta aan kaaga hayo aan kuu sheego. Waa ballan aan isaga kasoo qaaday. Wuxuu iga codsaday inaan kuu sheego ‘inuu ku jecel yahay, weligiisna ku jeclaan doono’. Erayadii ugu dambeeyey ee uu ku dhawaaqo waxay ahaayeen ‘Idman, I love you…Waan ku jeclahay’,” intuu ninkii intaas ku yiri buu haddana u raaciyey “Abbaayo, ma kula hadalsiin karo. Ani xitaa lama hadli karo, sababtoo ah…”

“Fadlan waan ku baryayaa ee ila hadalsii…Hal mar aan codkiisa maqlo” bay mar kale ninkii hadalka kaga dhexgashay iyadoo ooyeysa oo aad mooddo in aysan dhegaheeduba maqlayn warka uu ninku u sheegayey.

“Abbaayo. I am so sorry. Waan ka xumay, ma kula hadalsiin karo. Allaha u naxariisto. Saacad kahor buu geeriyooday…” buu si murugo leh ugu yiri.

Idman markey dhegaheedu ku dheceen eraygii ahaa ‘Wuu geeriyooday’ bay af labadii dhawaaqday. Intey taleefankii iska tuurtay bay dhulka isku dhufatay. Intey maryaha tuurtay bay billowday in ay timaha iska rifto. Hooyadeed iyo walaalaheed ayaa durba qolkeedii kusoo orday. ‘Alla hoogey oo ba’ayeey’ waxaan ahayn ayaa afkeeda laga waayey. Waxay la collowday noloshii adduunka. Waxay niyadda ka jecleysatay in ay iska dhimato. Waxaa ka dhumay hankii iyo qabkii gabarnimo ee ay gabdhaha kale kaga soocnayd.

Hooyadeed iyo walaalaheed markey ku noogeen celcelinteeda bay taleefan u direen saaxiibteed Hodon. Deriskii xaafadda oo dhan ayaa baroorteeda ku soo baxay, daaraddii guriga bay durba soo buuxiyeen iyagoo la yaaban belaayada kusoo boodday Idman oo ay ku yiqiineen degganaan iyo dhib yaraan. Malaha Jin baa asiibay, bay qaarkood hoosta ka lahaayeen, halka qaar kalena ay la ahayd in laga raacay oo ay isha geliyeen nimanka tirada badan ee had iyo goor ku gaafwareegi jirey.

Wax yar kaddib Hodon oo uu la socdo walaalkeed oo takhtar ah ayaa gurigii soo galay. Hodon intey saaxiibteed garabka qabatay oo maryaheedii ku celisay bay sariirteedii ku seexisay. Dabadeed, takhtarkii ayaa ku muday cirbad hurdo degdeg ah u keeneysa. Hodon intey saaxiibteed dhinac seexatay bay weydiisey sida ay wax u dheceen, kaddibna waxay warkii si tartiib ah ugu gudbisey hooyadeed. Markey xaaladdu degtey bay deriskii xaafaddu guryahoodii isaga laabteen iyagoo weli yaabban. Xaaladda cusub ee kusoo korortay Idman waxaa la socdey Hodon iyo hooyadeed oo keliya, waxayna labadooduba ku heshiiyeen in aysan cid kale u sheegin.

Qaybtii 4aad

Taleefanka gurigiisu waa uu iska dhacayaa sidii tiiyoo cidla’ looga guurey. Dhambaalladii tirada badnaa ee ay u dirtay wax jawaab ah kama hayso. Maxaa wiilkii qabsaday, ma ku nacay, ma la isku kiin diray, ballantii miyuu kaaga baxay, ma nool yahay, ma dhintay, ma xanuunsaday, mise si kalaa wax u jiraan bay iskula hadashay. Idman seddexdii maalmood ee ugu dambeysey wax war ah kama aysan helin gacaliyaheed Shirwac. Waxay xitaa ka weydey khadkii MSN-ka ee Internetka iyo dhambaalladii qoraalka ahaa ee ay is dhaafsan jireen, taleefanna warkiisba daa.

Sida ay ku ballameen, laba cisho ayaa ka harsanayd maalintii uu iman lahaa magaalada Gaalkacyo. Waqtigu waa is gurayaa. Sida uu u sheegay jadwalkiisu wuxuu ahaa in uu berrito kasoo dhoofo dalka Mareykanka, maalinta xigtana uu kasoo d***garoonka diyaaradaha Gaalkacyo isagoo soo maraya magaalada Dubai. Idman waxay la noqotay sidii tiiyoo uu cirku kusoo dumay, dhulkuna la go’ay. Meel ay joogto bay kala garan weydey, ma dhulkii baa, ma cirkii baa, mise waa meel dhexe. Jiif iyo joogba waa diiddey.

Doqoneey dabkaa ba’, waaya’aragnimo la’aaneey ba’, hadduu i bari lahaa mid ka mid ah saaxiibadiis, haddii aan maanta garanayo qof aan xaaladdiisa ka waraysto, sow arrintaydu dhinac uma dhacdeen? Sow walaacaygu meel ma yeesheen? Sow farxad ama naxdin mid uun wehel uma ahaadeen, doqoneey dabkaa ba’, bay Idman isku canaanatay iyadoo ay taladu ku ciirsan tahay. Markey cabbaar joogtaba intey barkinta hoosteeda kala soo baxdo sawirradii Shirwac bay ku dhaygagtaa sidii tiiyoo aysan horay u arkin. Marmarka qaarkoodna, dhambaalladii ugu dambeeyey ee baafinta ahaa ee ay u dirtay bay dib u aqrineysey iyadoo niyadda iska leh ‘Armaad u qortay hadallo qaldan oo ka careysiiyey’. Ugu dambeyn, intey dhambaalkii ugu dambeeyey ee ay u dirtay lasoo baxday bay aqris ku billowday;

Markey dhammaysay aqrinta dhambaalkaas, islamarkaana ku qanacday qaabkii ay u qortay, intey sariirta cabbaar kolba dhinac isugu rogrogtey bay misana is-tustay in ay ka wardoonto golihii internetka bal inuu Shirwac wax uun jawaab ah usoo diray iyo in kale. Waxay nafteeda ku dhiirrigelisey in aysan marna calaamadaha quusta isu sawirin tan iyo inta ay kasoo taabanayso xeerada salkeeda. Intey labisatey bay albaabka guriga ka baxday. Cabbaar markey socotey bay lugaha qaadi kari weydey. Waxay dareentay tabardarro iyo madax wareer. Intey gawsaha qaniintey, labada lugoodna dhulka ku adkaysatay bay si tartiib ah u luudday.

Markey gaartey golihii internetka intey kursi bannaanaa cabbaar ku nasatay bay dul fariisatey mid ka mid ah kombuyuutarradii golaha yiil. Ugu horreyn, waxay gashay khadkii MSN-ka ee Internetka. Nasiibdarro, Shirwac kuma uusan jirin. Dabadeed, waxay furtay sanduuqeedii dhambaallada. Waxay indhaheedu qabteen dhambaal cusub oo isla galabta kusoo dhacay. Indhaheedii bay rumaysan kari weydey. Ma dhab baa, ma dhalanteed baa, mise iyadaa is moodsiisey. Illeyn farxadi waa naxdin. Waxaa dhambaalka soo diray gacaliyeed Shirwac. Waa dhambaal ku taariikhaysan in isla galabta lasoo diray. Intey dhambaalkii si halhaleel ah ku furtay bay aqris ku boobtay iyadoo aad mooddo in jannadii loogu bishaareeyey. Wax kastaba ha dheceene, mar haddii uu soo jawaabay waa Ilaah mahaddiis,” bay niyaddeedii kacsanayd ku qaboojisey.

 

Gacaliso, Salaan dabadeed, waan caafimaad qabaa. Waan ka xumahay in aad igu jahawareertay. Waan dareemi karaa welwelka iyo walaaca ay kugu beertay war la’aantaydu. Galabta ayaan helay dhammaan dhambaalladii aad ii soo dirtay. Gacaliso, seddexdii cisho ee aan kala war la’ayn waxaan ku xirnaa saldhigga booliiska ee magaaladan aan degganahay. Habeenkii isugu keen dambeysey ayaa askar booliis ahi gurigayga iga kaxaysteen. Waxay igu qaldeen nin dambiile ah oo ay ku raadjoogeen. Hase yeeshee, baaritaan dheer kaddib, waxaa u caddaatay in aanan ahayn ninka ay doonayeen. Gacaliso, muddadii aan xirnaa, xitaa waxaa la ii diiday in aan taleefan dirsado. Gacaliso, waan ka xumahay dhibaatadii ku gaartey maalmihii aan xirnaa. Waan hubaa in aad dareemi karto in aniguba dhibaato taas la mid ah aan la ildarnaa. Gacaliso, waxaan ku tasbiixsadaa magacaaga shanta xaraf ka kooban...Waxaad tahay iftiinkii naftayda...Aayihii noloshayda...Ilbiriqsi kasta waxaa i hor imaanaya muqaalkaaga...Codkaagu waa sahayda safarka dheer ee aan ugu jiro hanashadaada...Sideen kuu halmaamaa!!! Gacaliso, waxaad tahay hoggaankii noloshayda...Farxaddii naftayda...Waxaan kuu hayaa jacayl aan dhammaanayn...Mid aan gaagaxayn...Mid ila noolaan doona inta aan dunida joogo...Mid ila geli doona iilka...Gacaliso sideen kuu halmaamaa!!! Gacaliso, caawa xilligeennii ayaan kula soo hadli doonaa, waxaanse kuugu sii bishaareynayaa in berrito aan kasoo dhoofi doono Mareykanka, Dubai ayaan habeennimadii seexan doonaa, maalinta xigtana waan kula joogaa. Gacaliyahaa Shirwac Minneapolis, USA

Tiro ka toban jeer bay Idman dhambaalkii aqrisay. Illeyn farxadi waa naxdin. Intey compuyuutarkii iska xirtay bay gurigoodii abbaartay. Markan socodku dhib kuma hayo. Tallaabadii ay la kufaa-kacaysey haatan waxay isu beddeshey rucle-orod. Lugihii ay qaadi kari la’ayd haatan iyagaaba tallaabada hoosta ka boobaya. Sidii baabuur xakamaha goostay bay is-qaban kari weydey. Markey gashay albaabkii gurigooda iyadoo aan meel kale ku leexan intey taleefanka ku boodday bay wacday saaxiibteed Hodon. Warkii farxadda lahaa ee kusoo kordhay bay duuduub ugu dhiibtey. Wixii caawa soo kordhana waaba loo wada joogaa, bay intaas ugu dartay. Waa innoo berrito iyo is-arag xiiso leh baa lagu ballamay.

Markey taleefanka dhigtay intey cashaysay bay qolkeedii gashay. Waxay ahayd goor fiid ah. walaalaheed qolka
fadhiga bay filim ku daawanayeen. Caawa waa habeenkii ugu dambeeyey oo iyada iyo Shirwac ay wada hadlaan. Waxaa xigi doona kulan fool-ka-fool ah oo ay berri dambe ku kulmi doonaan garoonka diyaarada Gaalkacyo. Qiyaastii laba ama seddex maalmood kaddibna, waxay marwo u noqon doontaa Gacaliyeed Shirwac. Ilaahow, riyadaas ii rumee, intey niyadda iska tiri bay sariirta kortay. Sawirradii Shirwac intey barkinta hoosteeda kala soo baxday bay daawasho kula dhaqaaqday…

Iyadoo weli dhex dabbaalanaysa bedweynta fekerka iyo isla-hadalka, marmarna ku hafanaysa mawjadaheeda waaweyn ee ka kooban farxadda iyo naxdinta, bay maqashay dhawaaqa taleefanka. Intey sariirtii si halhaleel ah uga soo boodday bay daaraddii guriga usoo baxday. Waxay eegtay saacaddeedii, mise waaba saqdii dhexe. Waxay ku boodday taleefankii.

“Hallow...xabiibi…iska warran? Sidee tahay?.”“Nabad...Qalbi…I am fine...I really missed you so much...Caafimaadka ka warran?.”

“Adiga uun baa iga maqan.”

“Anigu berri dambe waan kula joogaa haddii Alle idmo,” intuu yiri isagoo qoslaya qosol farxadeed buu yiri “Ma heshay dhambaalkaygii?”

“Haa...xabiibi…Isla galabta ayaan helay...Waan ka xumahay xarigga laguu geystay.”

“Micno malaha...xabiibi,” intuu yiri buu inteysan hadlin u daba dhigay “Xabiibi, waan ka xumay, kulama sii hadli karo, laba saac kaddib waxaan aadayaa garoonka diyaaradaha. Haddii ay suurtagal ii noqoto waxaan kaasoo wici doonaa garoonka diyaaradaha Dubai, otherwise waa innoo berri dambe duhurradii iyo garoonka diyaaradaha Gaalkacyo…”

“Haye, habiibi...Eebbe haku nabad keeno...Nabadeey…I love you.”“I love you too…bye.”

Qaybtii 3aad

Idman iyo Shirwac waxay caadeysteen in ay habeen kasta dhowr saacadood taleefanka ku wada hadlaan. Sheekadoodu waxay billaaban jirtey saqda dhexe habeenkii markey dhammaan reerku kala seexdaan, waqtigaas oo ahaa waqtiga keliya ee ay Idman si xorriyad leh ula sheekeysan kartey gacaliyaheed Shirwac. Sidaas awgeed, habeen kasta waxay ku dhafri jirtey taleefanka. Habeen- dhafarkeedu ma ahayn mid qarsoomi karey. Qof kastoo suuliga usii socda wuxuu kusii marayey daaradda guriga iyadoo dhegta ku haysa taleefanka. Hab-dhaqankaas cusub ee ay Idman lasoo baxday wuxuu amankaag iyo walaac ku abuuray hooyadeed oo ka welwelsaneyd aayaha gabadheeda.

Subax subaxyada ka mid ah bay Idman iyo hooyadeed isku keliyeysteen daaradda guriga. Nuuro waxay subaxaas go’aansatay in ay gabadheeda hoos ahaan u weydiiso sababta ay habeen kasta taleefanka ugu dhafarto iyo dadka ay la sheekeysato.

“Hooyo, waa maxay dhaqankan xun ee aad lasoo baxday? Waa maxay taleefankan aad habeen kasta ku dhafreyso?” bay Nuuro gabadheeda weydiisay.

Idman intey wax yar aamustay bay go’aan degdeg ah qaadatay. Waxay talo ku dhammaysatay in ay hooyadeed u sheegto sida ay wax u jiraan maadaama lasoo gaarey muddadii ay ugu talagashay in ay hooyadeed ku wargeliso. Maalintii uu Shirwac iman lahaa Gaalkacyo waxaaba ka harsanayd lix maalmood.

“Hooyo, waa wiil aan wada soconno oo Mareykanka jooga,” bay Idman ku billowday sheekada iyadoo aysan ka muuqan wax baqdin ah haba yaraatee. Idman waxay hooyadeed ku qabtay kalsooni badan oo ah in qorshaheeda aysan marna caqabad ku noqon doonin.

“Oo sidee u wada socotaan wiil Mareykanka jooga, goormaadse is barateen?.”

“Waxaan is-barannay lix bilood ka-hor. Waxaan isku barannay khadka MSN-ka ee Internetka, waxaanan ugu dambeyn ku heshiinnay in aan is guursanno.”

“Oo maxaad ka waddaa khadka MSN-ka ee Internetka?” bay Nuuro gabadheeda weydiisey iyadoo yaab iyo ammankaag dhabannada haysata. Nuuro wararka internetka wax badan kalama aysan socon. Waxay maqli jirtey uun in waraaqaha lagu dirsado. Waxay u haysatey wax aan dhaafsiisnayn boosto casri ah oo degdeg badan. Hase yeeshee, waxay liqi kari weyday in Internetka dhexdiisa la isku shukaansado, la isku jeclaado, kaddibna guur lagu heshiiyo.

“Hooyo, si kale oo aad ku fahmi karto haddii aan kuugu sheego, waxaan iska barannay hawada u dhaxaysa Mareykanka iyo Gaalkacyo…Weli fool-ka-fool iskuma aynaan arag.”

“Waa yaabka yaabkiis. Oo maandheey, qof aadan weligaa arag sidee baad u aamintay, ama ku sheekeysateen, amaba ugu heshiiseen guur? Oo illeyn Internetkan baas ee aad saacad kasta kusii socoto nin baa kaaga baaqayey.”

Idman intey istaagtey oo qolkeedii gashay bay soo qaadday sawirradii Shirwac si ay hooyadeed u tusto. Intey sawirradii kala bixisay bay hooyadeed ku tiri “Hooyo, waa wiilkan…Shirwac ayaa la dhahaa.”

Nuuro intey sawirradii indhaha marisay bay gabadheedii ku tiri “Aad is guursataan ma xumee, maxaad ku heshiiseen?.”

“Waxaan ku heshiinnay inuu reerkayaga iga soo doonto oo uu Gaalkacyo yimaado si aan isu mehersanno, kaddibna aan magaalada Dubai ku aqal galno, halkaasna aan iska sii joogo inta uu iiga samaynayo sharcigii aan Mareykanka ku tegi lahaa. Hadal iyo dhammaantiis, lix maalmood kaddib buu Gaalkacyo imanayaa.”

“Ee horta waxaan ku weydiiyey, yuu yahay ninkani, hooyo?.”

“Wuxuu igu yiri: ‘reer Qansax baan ahay’ laakiin…”

“Haddaadba ka dadhay. Oo maandheey, reer Qansaxna yey galaan, wacad-Allaanan weligeey maqal,” intey Nuuro lasoo boodday bay intaas raacisay “Naa hooy…Naa hooy…Waa gabadhaadan jinku durbaanka u tumayo…War fiican ma kuu sheegaa…Reer Qurac iyo reer Qansax anigu kala garan maayee, naa cagaha dhulka dhig baan ku iri. Ma maantaad damacday in aad noo soo qariso belaayo aan la aqoon oo nasab-dhiman ah…Reer Qansax aa…Iska daa in aan arko ee xitaa weligey sheeko kuma maqal,” bay Nuuro ka horgeysay gabadheedii oo aan hadalkaba dhammayn, waxayna intaas u raacisay “Naa haddaad calafdoon tahay, boqollaal gayaankaa ah oo misana wada ilma-adeertaa ah oo ku wada doonaya ayaa Gaalkacyo dhooban.”

“Hooyo, berdo anigu, reer Qansax ha ahaado ama reer Qurac ha ahaado, nasab-dhiman ha ahaado ama nasab ha ahaado, anigu isagaan jeclahay, weligeyna waan jeclaan doonaa…Aniga iyo isagana wed uun baa na kala wadi kara,” bay Idman si murugo leh ugu jawaabtey hooyadeed iyadoo ilmada indhaheeda ka da’aysey intey dhabannadeeda soo dulmaraan ku hoorayey labadeeda naas dhexdooda. Waxay u muuqatey sidii qof laga horjoogsadey jannadii oo loogu bishaareeyey iyadoo nool. Intey qawsaha ruugtay iyadoo uu hadalku si dirqi ah uga soo baxayo dhuunteeda bay intaas u raacisay “Hooyo, Shirwac wax kastoo uu ahaado waan ku jeclahay. Anigu reer Qansax iyo reer Qurac midna ma jecli ee isagaan jeclahay. Teeda kale, anigu ma ahi calafdoon ama guurdoon ee waxaan ahay mustaqbaldoon. Waxaan doonayaa qof aan isla qaybsanno nolosha shar iyo khayrba. Waxaan doonayaa nolol-wada-qaybsi ku dhisan is-aamin iyo isku-kalsooni oo keliya…oo keliya…oo keliya. Qofka keliya ee intaas oo dhan aan ka heli karo waa qofka aan is-jecel nahay, waa qof aanan ku calman shuruudo ka baxsan qofnimadiisa, qofkaasina waa Shirwac.”

Nuuro gabadheeda aad bay u jeclayd. Dhibcihii illinta ahaa ee indhaheeda ka da’ayey waxay ku noqdeen sidii dhimbilo dab ah oo gubayey xubin kasta oo jirkeeda ka mid ah. Dhanka kale, shakigii ay ka qabtey haybta Shirwac waxaa qafiifiyey dhiirranaanta Shirwac iyo ballanqaadkii uu gabadheeda u sameeyey ee ahaa intuu Gaalkacyo yimaado inuu reerkeeda ka doonanayo. Nin aan is hubin miyaa dhiirrranaantaas yeelan kara, bay Nuuro iskula hadashay. Intey is-hayn kari weydey bay ku calaacashay “Hooyo, waxaad jeceshahayba waan kula jeclahay waxay doonaan ka ahaadeene. Marna rabitaankaaga caqabad kuma noqon doono, hase yeeshee sida aad la socoto aabahaa waad ogtahay oo waa nin kulul oo qabyaaladdu lafaha ka gashay. Sidoo kale, odayaasha reerkeenna waa niman dhib badan. Hooyo, waxaan ka baqayaa in aan ceebowno oo guurkaagu uu halkaas ku fashilmo, waxaan ka baqayaa in ninkaasi noqdo nasab-dhiman oo aan reerka dhexdiisa ku ceebowno ee maxaa talo ah?.”

“Hooyo, dooqayga anigaa u madax bannaan, odayaasha reerkeenna marti uguma ahi. Teeda kale, waxaan awoodaa in aan hawshayda qabsado anigoon cidna la socodsiin. Xushmad aan idin xushmadeynayo baan Shirwac ugu qasbay in uu reerkayga iga soo doonto, meherkeenuna uu Gaalkacyo ka dhaco. Aabbo wuxuu la yimaado baan wax kula qaybsanayaa, odayaasha reerka ee aad sheegtayna shaqo kuma aan lihi…Shirwac waa aniga, aniguna waa Shirwac.”

“Hooyo, sidaad jeceshahay baan kula jeclahay…ee hadda xaggee hawsha ka billownaa illeyn waqti baa inna haya e?” bay Nuuro gabadheeda weydiisey iyadoo ka welwelsan mushkiladda cusub ee reerka kusoo wajahan.

“Maya…Hooyo…Hadda wax abaabul ah la samayn mayo…Maalintuu Shirwac yimaado ayaan qabanqaabada xafladda billaabaynaa,” bay Idman ku jawaabtey iyadoo daqiiqadba daqiiqadda ka dambeysa uu kusii kordhayey welwelka cusub ee ka dhashay hubaal la’aanta haybta qabiil ee gacaliyaheed Shirwac. Sidaas darteed, waxay goosatay in aan wax tallaabo ah la qaadin illaa uu Shirwac ka imaanayo Gaalkacyo. Idman waa ay u fududayd in isla habeenkaasba ay Shirwac weydiiso haybtiisa qabiil oo faahfaahsan, waxaase u muuqan kari weydey sabab ku kallifi karta in ay su’aashaas weydiiso. Hor iyo horraanba waxaa iyada ka go’nayd in ay Shirwac ku raacdo wax kastoo uu yahayba.

“Oo sow in aabbo loo cid diro maaha?.”

“Maya…Markuu Shirwac yimaado ayaa loo cid diraynaa.”

“Oo waa maxay…Maxaynu qarsanaynaa?.”

“Waxba qarsanmayno, laakiin, hooyo, ma doonayo in uu cadawgaygu iga faa’iideysto. Ma doonayo in mustaqbalkayga jidgooyo loo dhigto. Waxaan rabaa in wax kasta ay ku dhacaan si lama-filaan ah.”

“Waa hagaag...Hooyo…Sidaad jeceshahayba waan kula jeclahay.”

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